Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication :eek7 :evil-laug *-

she put "Hooked on Phonics." :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

she took the 22 twice instead. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Its a shame people like Smokey exist.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

talking about she was trying to makeup her mind. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

:Graucho

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

I asked her what she was doing :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-