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Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
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A. They both swallowed a lot of semen. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes.
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A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
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Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.
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A. Bobbing for chips. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
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Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
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Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. Brain tumor. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she don't eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks
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Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling.
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A. So she can have a doggie bag for later. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.
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Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs.
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A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.
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Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.
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Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
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A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"
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Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
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A. "Way to go team!" :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
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Yo mama's so fat, she gets her toenails painted at Earl Schieb's.
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A. FULL :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
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Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."
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A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
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Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan.
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