A. Oh no :mad: :ak47: *-

I'm going to fall again! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

A. There is white out on the screen. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores? :mad: :ak47: *-

A. Open 24 hours a day. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

are there really that many people on here that are scrounging for 250 bucks ... jebus

Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

A. To feed the toilet duck! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

:glugglug

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

spam bots?

A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

A. practice. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

A. To cover the valve stem. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

A. It takes too long to retrain them. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

A. The blonde has the higher sperm count. :mad: :ak47: *-

Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

A. They spread for the bread. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! :mad: :ak47: *-

Jolly Rancher did u have too much candy? LOL

Die post...die!

:1orglaugh

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

thats just sad! LOL :)

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. :eek7 :evil-laug *-