Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.

Did I win? lol

Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!

Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.

not yet! :orglaugh

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Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.

How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?
You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!

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Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.

Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her!

This thread is heterosexual.

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!

Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.

Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.

Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.

Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!

Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!

Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.

What is the difference between yo' mama and a winding road? The winding road has curves you can get used to!

Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.

Yo' mama a saint...a St. Bernard!

Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.

Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts.