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A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.
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Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry.
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A. Play ball! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
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Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck
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A. You always hear about them but never see them. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac.
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Yo mama's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
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Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.
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A. Cause it said concentrate. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
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Yo mama's so fat, she needs a road map to find her ass.
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A. They know how many went down on the Titanic. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.
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Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
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Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.
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Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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A. To keep their ankles warm. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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A. An interpreter. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
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A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.
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Yo mama's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.
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Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"
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A. "Are you sure it's mine?" :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
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