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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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DING! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC :mad: :ak47: *-
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she has to lick other people's fingers! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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What ya doin'? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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She said :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Buying luggage. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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she ran outside with a spoon :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A It's not real bright :mad: :ak47: *-
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but its cheap :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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and spreads easy. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. Between the two of us :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
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we can make a lot of money. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. How does a blonde part their hair? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
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A. By doing the splits. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out.
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Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. Nothing :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
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Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
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Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
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Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.
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Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
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A. Humpme Dumpme :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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