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A. So she could lip read. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.
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Yo mama's so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole.
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Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code.
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Yo mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin.
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Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
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A. Pregnant :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears.
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change the radio station.
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A. Not everyone has been in a 747? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.
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Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
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Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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What say I come back and post on Christmas day?
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Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.
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Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
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A. Pull the pin and throw it back. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
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Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
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Yo mama's so fat, she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks.
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A. Artificial intelligence. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.
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A. A brunette with bad breath. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.
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fuck off.
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Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."
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Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"
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A. The older they get :mad: :ak47: *-
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the easier they are to pick up. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.
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