:NopeNope Darling. :drinkup

:mad: A. Because men fake foreplay. :mad:

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:D Q. What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog? :hi

:stoned Why do women get periods? :Buck:

:xomunch Because they deserve them. :rainfro

:Hollering Why did the punk cross the road? :zzwhip

:stop A. After a year :boid

:Buck: Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :Kissmy

:eek2 the dog is still excited to see you. :NopeNope

:drinkup How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :evil-laug

:pimp Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? :waaaaahh

:Note A It's not real bright :D

:moon There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :evil-laug

:eyecrazy and spreads easy. :angel

:disgust Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :fart

:cool-as-a Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg? :glugglug

:waaaaahh The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' :1orglaugh

:moon A. Between the two of us :thefinger

:D we can make a lot of money. :thumbsup

:glugglug The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :1orglaugh

:rasta The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :mad:

:evil-laug Q. How does a blonde part their hair? :evil-laug

:thumbsup 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :ticking

:GFYBand A. By doing the splits. :hi

:glugglug What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :Buck:

:Graucho A. Nothing :2 cents:

A. Coz they have lots of questions! :1orglaugh

:winkwink: It's ass. :Hollering

:sadcrying they haven't met! :Grrrrrr

:pimp What's brown and sticky? :angel

:D A stick. :thumbsup

:GFYBand Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? :winkwink:

:pimp What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :ak47:

:1orglaugh If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :Note

:BangBang: A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. :smokin

:thumbsup I'd cross the hottest desert :Note

:1orglaugh Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? :arcadefre

:BangBang: It was so cold :smokin

:eek2 A. Humpme Dumpme :stop