:BangBang: 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :question

:GFYBand What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :eek7

:sleep It's ass. :girl

:moon A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :winkwink:

:sleep What's brown and sticky? :spawn

:winkwink: A stick. :karaoke

:karaoke What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :question

:2 cents: If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :eek2

:NopeNope You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :moon

:Graucho It was so cold :fart

:tongue: the town flasher ran up and described himself. :evil-laug

:Grrrrrr What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :hi

:eek2 A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :eyecrazy

:stoned For sale : Twin beds :Kissmy

:warning How do you tell an old man? :stoned

:repuke It isn't hard. :arcadefre

:Hollering An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :waaaaahh

:helpme so she took them to the taxodermist :disgust

:repuke 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :girl

:Buck: Because it would look silly with six inches. :BangBang:

:evil-laug but sure looks better on a woman. :mad:

:BangBang: What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :ak47:

:thumbsup Q. What's the difference between a man and ET? :helpme

:sadcrying Because they deserve them. :Note

:Grrrrrr Why did the punk cross the road? :BangBang:

:xomunch Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear? :Graucho

:boid Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :girl

:winkwink: There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :pimp

:321GFY Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' :evil-laug

:zzwhip Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? :hi

:ugone2far Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :stoned

:1orglaugh A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis :ticking

:Buck: A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :glugglug

:tongue: The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :eek7

:xomunch Q: Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet? :eek2

:NopeNope The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :smokin

:boid Q: How do you ruin St. Paddy's day for an Irishman? :boid

:ticking 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :waaaaahh

:sadcrying A: Make him the designated driver. :warning