:1orglaugh 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :stoned

:ticking What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :Oh crap

:repuke Q: What's green and bounces off the walls? :thefinger

:feels-hot It's ass. :repuke

:angel A: Ric O'Shea!! :helpme

:cool-as-a A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :spawn

:hi Q. Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmarks? :question

:helpme What's brown and sticky? :boid

:Graucho A stick. :GFYBand

:disgust What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :cool-as-a

:NopeNope A. He just bends over the pages.... :2 cents:

:321GFY If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :ak47:

:NopeNope Q. Know how to make a Cat sound like a Dog? :Kissmy

:waaaaahh A. Pour Gas on a Cat :glugglug

:fart You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :angel

:eek7 It was so cold :xomunch

:rasta and throw a match at it........ WOOF. :D

:stop the town flasher ran up and described himself. :angel

:evil-laug Q. Know how to make a Dog sound like a Cat? :helpme

:BangBang: What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :question

:evil-laug A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :rasta

:1orglaugh

:zzwhip For sale : Twin beds :GFYBand

:repuke A. Stick a Dog in a freezer for a day :tongue:

:stop Then cut it with a band saw. MEEOOW. :Note

:sleep How do you tell an old man? :Kissmy

:Graucho Q. What did the sea say to the shore? :spawn

:arcadefre It isn't hard. :eek2

:drinkup A. Nothing...it just waved. :321GFY

:sleep Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a guitar? :321GFY

:Kissmy so she took them to the taxodermist :disgust

:sleep 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :spawn

:feels-hot Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a bank? :boid

:GFYBand Why does an elephant have four feet? :ugone2far

:BangBang: Because it would look silly with six inches. :NopeNope

:ak47: A. After withdrawal :Kissmy

:boid Anatomy is something everybody's got :angel

:Note Q. How do you make out if a guy's gay? :cool-as-a

:stop but sure looks better on a woman. :2 cents: