i love eating cheeseburger and fries from mc donalds...........

:sadcrying The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :girl

:BangBang: 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :hi

:sadcrying What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :uhoh

WTF Guess I won! :1orglaugh

:stop Eggs :Note

:Graucho Wife :spawn

:drinkup Blowjob? :321GFY

:GFYBand What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :drinkup

:boid If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :pimp

:NopeNope You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :Buck:

:ticking It was so cold :Grrrrrr

:ugone2far the town flasher ran up and described himself. :question

:helpme A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook. :eek7

:hi A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :GFYBand

:GFYBand Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :thumbsup

:321GFY For sale : Twin beds :smokin

my shoe size is 7, thats it.............

:pimp one hardly used. :karaoke

:fart It isn't hard. :warning

:Grrrrrr Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? :disgust

:moon A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN! :fart

:rasta Why does an elephant have four feet? :helpme

:warning Anatomy is something everybody's got :glugglug

:sleep but sure looks better on a woman. :winkwink:

:hi What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :stop

:eatmouse Darling. :stop

:stoned Why do women get periods? :boid

:Hollering Because they deserve them. :rasta

:warning Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :angel

:thumbsup Q. What's the difference between love and herpes? :sadcrying

:Oh crap Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :sleep

:repuke Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? :drinkup

:Buck: Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :winkwink:

:smokin A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :ak47:

:drinkup Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it. :fart

:zzwhip A. The thief was spending less then his wife. :GFYBand

Its me!!

:mad: A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. :waaaaahh

:eek7 Q. Why do men die before their wives? :ticking