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:mad: A. Nothing...it just waved. :sleep
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:Kissmy Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a guitar? :Kissmy
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If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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:eek7 A. You play at the top and finger the bottom... :repuke
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:fart Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a bank? :karaoke
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:thumbsup A. After withdrawal :drinkup
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:321GFY you lose interest... :ticking
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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:question Q. How do you make out if a guy's gay? :tongue:
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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:helpme A. He is always expanding his friend(s) circle... :stop
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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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:warning Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? :Buck:
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who win ?
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:eek7 A: "*Mgplth*(choke)*gkltmpfff*!!!" :zzwhip
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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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:Graucho Q: Why do bald men have holes in their pants pockets? :drinkup
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:fart A: So they can run their fingers through their hair. :Note
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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:evil-laug Q: Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom? :rainfro
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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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:Kissmy A: They have to pull their own pants down. :disgust
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:helpme Q: What's a wife? :smokin
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:Grrrrrr A: An attachment you screw on the bed :moon
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Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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:eek7 to get the housework done. :karaoke
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:moon Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? :2 cents:
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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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:Buck: A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.... :boid
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
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:girl Q: What do Michael Jackson and Chris Farley have in common? :boid
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:mad: A: 10-year old crack habit. :GFYBand
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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
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:Grrrrrr Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? :eatmouse
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:zzwhip A: So when you pull on their tits they don't shit on you. :feels-hot
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Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
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:girl Q: How much hair is in a girl's lap? :boid
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I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
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Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
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:Hollering Q: Why were shopping carts invented? :D
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The only perfect science is hindsight.
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:GFYBand A: To teach women to walk on their hind legs. :tongue:
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He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
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:pimp Q: What do you call a 300 pound Italian girl? :pimp
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:Grrrrrr A: Underweight. :NopeNope
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A procrastinator's work is never done.
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:question Q: What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota? :fart
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My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
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:2 cents: A: Anorexic :eek7
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Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
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