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I need a sig... who should I be a whore for?
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I am the last person. I swear it!!
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After shot blow your bumba claat to smithereens
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:stop A. By doing the splits. :rasta
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I can't believe this shit is still going
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever been asked to leave Shoney's all-you-can-eat breakfast. |
Time stop, flyin' guillotines
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:girl Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? :hi
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Maybe I'll be a silvercash whore.. only if i can get a cool sig thingy with a dancing man on it.
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:ugone2far A. Nothing :evil-laug
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Well stop posting. dummy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
Commin for your flock
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have a grave in your yard. |
:rasta they haven't met! :Grrrrrr
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What you mean you spilled the beans, ay?
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever stolen toilet paper. lol |
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LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
:BangBang: Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? :GFYBand
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8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
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Black out and thought I seen pop
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9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think the theory of relativity has something to do with inbreeding.:Graucho |
:thumbsup Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? :repuke
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Lazer beam glock
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10. To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your deceased hunting dogs tombstone is larger than your grandfathers.:winkwink: |
11. If At First You Don't Succeed . . . Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
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Whats a bird to a brother with a flock, wha?
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:helpme Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? :eyecrazy
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I need to pee... does anyone read these things?
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They got some nerve
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12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you wake up in the morning already dressed for work. |
:repuke A. More leg-room! :eyecrazy
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:arcadefre Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? :glugglug
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To even try and shit a turd
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think the police can't see you because your truck is painted camouflage. |
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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On John J, flap a nigga gate
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14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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:321GFY A. They chip their teeth. :xomunch
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your car ashtray is so packed, you can't get it out. |
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
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With the wordplay
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:rainfro A. Fertilized :mad:
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Hot Nik shoot you with the gift
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16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture. |
:uhoh Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? :drinkup
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