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Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common? :mad: :ak47: *-
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the easier they are to pick up. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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hmm..... look like I the one :D
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A. Play ball! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. You always hear about them but never see them. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. Cause it said concentrate. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. They know how many went down on the Titanic. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. The joystick is wet. :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. To keep their ankles warm. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. She sold her car for it... :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. "Are you sure it's mine?" :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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wtf?
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A. Because they have blond boyfriends :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. Their both empty from the neck up :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. A blow job with handlebars :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What do you call a blond with a brain? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. A golden retriever. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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anymore?
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Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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no more punchlines?
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Q. How do you drown a blonde? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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