Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her right now.

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up

talking about she was trying to makeup her mind. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll.

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the bitch.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

battle#?

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama's so fat, when it says all-u-can-eat it still ain't enough.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said "Fuck It."

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

I asked her what she was doing :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

she said "Moving." :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-