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Old 05-22-2004, 04:39 AM   #7151
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The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:40 AM   #7152
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:40 AM   #7153
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Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:40 AM   #7154
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The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:41 AM   #7155
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A. To feed the toilet duck!
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:41 AM   #7156
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'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:42 AM   #7157
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:42 AM   #7158
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'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:43 AM   #7159
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Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:43 AM   #7160
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:D It's ass.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:44 AM   #7161
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What's brown and sticky?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:45 AM   #7162
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A stick.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:46 AM   #7163
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A. practice.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:46 AM   #7164
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:47 AM   #7165
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I'd cross the hottest desert
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:47 AM   #7166
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:47 AM   #7167
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:47 AM   #7168
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You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:48 AM   #7169
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:48 AM   #7170
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Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:48 AM   #7171
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It was so cold
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:49 AM   #7172
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A. It takes too long to retrain them.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:50 AM   #7173
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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:50 AM   #7174
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A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:50 AM   #7175
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:51 AM   #7176
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A. They spread for the bread.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:51 AM   #7177
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Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:52 AM   #7178
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For sale : Twin beds :D
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:52 AM   #7179
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Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:53 AM   #7180
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How do you tell an old man?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:53 AM   #7181
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A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:53 AM   #7182
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It isn't hard.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:54 AM   #7183
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An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:54 AM   #7184
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it's not time.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:55 AM   #7185
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so she took them to the taxodermist
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:55 AM   #7186
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'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:56 AM   #7187
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Why does an elephant have four feet?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:56 AM   #7188
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Q: Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:57 AM   #7189
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Anatomy is something everybody's got
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:58 AM   #7190
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but sure looks better on a woman.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:58 AM   #7191
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A: He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips...
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:58 AM   #7192
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:59 AM   #7193
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Darling.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:59 AM   #7194
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Q: How do you ruin St. Paddy's day for an Irishman?
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Old 05-22-2004, 05:00 AM   #7195
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Why do women get periods?
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Old 05-22-2004, 05:01 AM   #7196
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Why did the punk cross the road?
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Old 05-22-2004, 05:01 AM   #7197
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A: Make him the designated driver.
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Old 05-22-2004, 05:01 AM   #7198
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Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
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