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05-21-2004, 10:30 PM
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce! 
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05-21-2004, 10:30 PM
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 Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'  |
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05-21-2004, 10:30 PM
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There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage & after.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:31 PM
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 A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'  |
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05-21-2004, 10:32 PM
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Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:32 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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 The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'  |
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05-21-2004, 10:32 PM
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Old Timer
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This thread is gay.
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05-21-2004, 10:33 PM
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Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
A: Women working at 900 numbers.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:33 PM
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 The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'  |
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05-21-2004, 10:34 PM
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 The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'  |
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05-21-2004, 10:34 PM
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Q: Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?
A: In the pages of a romance novel.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:34 PM
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 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'  |
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05-21-2004, 10:35 PM
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 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'  |
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05-21-2004, 10:35 PM
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Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:36 PM
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 It's ass.  |
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05-21-2004, 10:36 PM
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Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
A: No phone numbers
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:37 PM
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 A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. |
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05-21-2004, 10:37 PM
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 What's brown and sticky? |
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05-21-2004, 10:38 PM
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 A stick.  |
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05-21-2004, 10:38 PM
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Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:39 PM
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?  |
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05-21-2004, 10:39 PM
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A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:39 PM
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 If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.  |
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05-21-2004, 10:40 PM
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A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:41 PM
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 You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.  |
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05-21-2004, 10:41 PM
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:41 PM
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 the town flasher ran up and described himself.  |
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05-21-2004, 10:43 PM
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:43 PM
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders.  |
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05-21-2004, 10:44 PM
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 Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' |
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05-21-2004, 10:44 PM
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Why don't men eat more M & M's?
They are too hard to peel!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:44 PM
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What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?
Gifted!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:45 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Stop The Insanity
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Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide. |
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05-21-2004, 10:45 PM
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What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:45 PM
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one hardly used.  |
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05-21-2004, 10:46 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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One dead cop
no more doughnut shops more dead cops might make the hurting stop
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Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide. |
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05-21-2004, 10:46 PM
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Why are blond jokes so short?
So men can remember them!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:47 PM
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so she took them to the taxodermist  |
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05-21-2004, 10:47 PM
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What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:47 PM
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How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:48 PM
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'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'  |
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05-21-2004, 10:49 PM
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Because it would look silly with six inches. |
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05-21-2004, 10:49 PM
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:49 PM
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Anatomy is something everybody's got  |
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05-21-2004, 10:50 PM
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 but sure looks better on a woman. |
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05-21-2004, 10:50 PM
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? |
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05-21-2004, 10:50 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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you guys are gunna get banned
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Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide. |
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05-21-2004, 10:50 PM
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How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 10:51 PM
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Darling. |
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05-21-2004, 10:52 PM
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Why do women get periods? |
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