I need to pee... does anyone read these things?

They got some nerve

12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you wake up in the morning already dressed for work.

:repuke A. More leg-room! :eyecrazy

:arcadefre Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? :glugglug

To even try and shit a turd

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think the police can't see you because your truck is painted camouflage.

13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

On John J, flap a nigga gate

14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

:321GFY A. They chip their teeth. :xomunch

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your car ashtray is so packed, you can't get it out.

15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.

With the wordplay

:rainfro A. Fertilized :mad:

Hot Nik shoot you with the gift

16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.

:uhoh Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? :drinkup

17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.

Its your birthday

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you're driving a vehicle with no original body parts.:)

:D A. More headroom :Hollering

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you quit your job because deer season's fixin to start. lol

God hatin' ugly in the worst way

:Graucho Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob? :stoned

Fuck 'em like the Earth say

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby due to an alien abduction.

:Oh crap A. Because everyone gets a turn. :ak47:

From first day I survey the hassle

My GOD!!... some just blew up the freakin work bathroom.. nasty

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever gotten into a fist fight over a bowling score.

:repuke A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. :karaoke

Death knockin at your door

I work with this guy and is on crack all day or something... no x-mas presents for him this year.

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you're a member of the Chaw of the Month Club.

:NopeNope Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? :thefinger

In the Big Apple

18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home.