A. Open 24 hours a day. :mad: :ak47: *-

Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? :mad: :ak47: *-

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? :mad: :ak47: *-

A. It takes too long to retrain them. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

A. The blonde has the higher sperm count. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

:1orglaugh

A. They spread for the bread. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Some one work hard to get this thread closed :1orglaugh

Hi again:glugglug

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

I think they won't end this because it will set a bad precedent.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

hi

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. :mad: :ak47: *-

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yes

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

oki

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

I was working in my lab, late one night

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! :mad: :ak47: *-