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Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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My monster from the slab began to rise
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Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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When suddenly, to my surprise
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and watches the couch! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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(He did the mash)
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Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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He did the Monster Mash
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she put "Hooked on Phonics." :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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(The Monster Mash)
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Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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It was a graveyard smash
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Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus :mad: :ak47: *-
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(It was a smash)
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she took the 22 twice instead. :mad: :ak47: *-
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It caught on in a flash
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Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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He did the Monster Mash
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Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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From the Hall of Gore in the Castle East
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Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
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Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
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The zombies were having fun
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Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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The party had just begun
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The guests included Wolfman
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Dracula and his son
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The brain surgeons were all digging the sounds
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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Igor on chains, backed by his baying hound
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Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. :mad: :ak47: *-
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With the vocal group, The Crypt-Kicker Five
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Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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