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Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 03:59 AM

A. Play ball!

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 03:59 AM

For sale : Twin beds

h0st · 05-22-2004, 03:59 AM

damn I see only bears on this thread

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:00 AM

How do you tell an old man?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:01 AM

A. You always hear about them but never see them.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:01 AM

An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:02 AM

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:02 AM

so she took them to the taxodermist

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:02 AM

'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:03 AM

A. Cause it said concentrate.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:03 AM

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:04 AM

Because it would look silly with six inches.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:04 AM

A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:05 AM

Anatomy is something everybody's got :D

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:05 AM

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:05 AM

but sure looks better on a woman.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:06 AM

A. The joystick is wet.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:06 AM

What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:07 AM

Why do women get periods?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:08 AM

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:08 AM

Because they deserve them.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:08 AM

A. To keep their ankles warm.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:08 AM

Why did the punk cross the road?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:09 AM

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:09 AM

Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:09 AM

A. An interpreter.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:10 AM

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:10 AM

:D Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:11 AM

There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:11 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:11 AM

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:12 AM

A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:12 AM

Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:12 AM

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:13 AM

A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:13 AM

A. She sold her car for it...

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:13 AM

The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:14 AM

The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:14 AM

The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:15 AM

Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:15 AM

The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:16 AM

'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:16 AM

'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:17 AM

A. "Are you sure it's mine?"

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:17 AM

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:17 AM

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:17 AM

It's ass.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:18 AM

A. Because they have blond boyfriends :D

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 04:18 AM

A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 04:18 AM

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

05-22-2004, 03:59 AM	#7053
h0st Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,216	damn I see only bears on this thread __________________ Did you say Pimp My Sexlife?

05-22-2004, 03:59 AM	#7051
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Play ball!

05-22-2004, 03:59 AM	#7052
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	For sale : Twin beds

05-22-2004, 04:00 AM	#7054
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	How do you tell an old man?

05-22-2004, 04:01 AM	#7055
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. You always hear about them but never see them.

05-22-2004, 04:01 AM	#7056
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died

05-22-2004, 04:02 AM	#7057
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?

05-22-2004, 04:02 AM	#7058
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	so she took them to the taxodermist

05-22-2004, 04:02 AM	#7059
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'

05-22-2004, 04:03 AM	#7060
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Cause it said concentrate.

05-22-2004, 04:03 AM	#7061
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Why does an elephant have four feet?

05-22-2004, 04:04 AM	#7062
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Because it would look silly with six inches.

05-22-2004, 04:04 AM	#7063
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.

05-22-2004, 04:05 AM	#7064
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Anatomy is something everybody's got :D

05-22-2004, 04:05 AM	#7065
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

05-22-2004, 04:05 AM	#7066
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	but sure looks better on a woman.

05-22-2004, 04:06 AM	#7067
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. The joystick is wet.

05-22-2004, 04:06 AM	#7068
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

05-22-2004, 04:07 AM	#7069
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Why do women get periods?

05-22-2004, 04:08 AM	#7070
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?

05-22-2004, 04:08 AM	#7071
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Because they deserve them.

05-22-2004, 04:08 AM	#7072
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. To keep their ankles warm.

05-22-2004, 04:08 AM	#7073
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Why did the punk cross the road?

05-22-2004, 04:09 AM	#7074
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?

05-22-2004, 04:09 AM	#7075
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

05-22-2004, 04:09 AM	#7076
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. An interpreter.

05-22-2004, 04:10 AM	#7077
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?

05-22-2004, 04:10 AM	#7078
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	:D Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

05-22-2004, 04:11 AM	#7079
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

05-22-2004, 04:11 AM	#7080
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

05-22-2004, 04:11 AM	#7081
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'