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05-21-2004, 09:30 PM
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 Because it would look silly with six inches.  |
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05-21-2004, 09:30 PM
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"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence."
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05-21-2004, 09:31 PM
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 Anatomy is something everybody's got  |
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05-21-2004, 09:32 PM
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 but sure looks better on a woman.  |
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05-21-2004, 09:32 PM
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05-21-2004, 09:33 PM
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 Why do women get periods?  |
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05-21-2004, 09:35 PM
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 Why did the punk cross the road?  |
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05-21-2004, 09:35 PM
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?  |
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05-21-2004, 09:36 PM
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Only one. To slam the car boot shut. |
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05-21-2004, 09:37 PM
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 There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' |
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05-21-2004, 09:38 PM
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 Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember |
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05-21-2004, 09:39 PM
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 A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'  |
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05-21-2004, 09:39 PM
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The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'  |
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05-21-2004, 09:40 PM
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The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'  |
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05-21-2004, 09:40 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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knock knock
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Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide. |
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05-21-2004, 09:41 PM
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The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'  |
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05-21-2004, 09:42 PM
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I refuse to read this entire thread.
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05-21-2004, 09:42 PM
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 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'  |
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05-21-2004, 09:43 PM
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 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?  |
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05-21-2004, 09:44 PM
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hope is an indulgance I don't have time for
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05-21-2004, 09:44 PM
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It's ass. |
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05-21-2004, 09:44 PM
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"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence."
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05-21-2004, 09:44 PM
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MY GOD!!
i guess i'm just as bad. i need to get out of here.
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Good ol Saint Nick 
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05-21-2004, 09:45 PM
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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.  |
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05-21-2004, 09:45 PM
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tribe called quest
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05-21-2004, 09:45 PM
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 What's brown and sticky? |
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05-21-2004, 09:45 PM
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"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart."
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05-21-2004, 09:46 PM
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lords of the underground
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05-21-2004, 09:46 PM
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"Give me a museum and I'll fill it."
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05-21-2004, 09:47 PM
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?  |
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05-21-2004, 09:47 PM
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tim dogg
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05-21-2004, 09:48 PM
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I'd cross the hottest desert  |
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05-21-2004, 09:48 PM
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"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
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05-21-2004, 09:49 PM
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 You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. |
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05-21-2004, 09:50 PM
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x clan
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05-21-2004, 09:50 PM
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It was so cold  |
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05-21-2004, 09:50 PM
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"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
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05-21-2004, 09:50 PM
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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? |
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05-21-2004, 09:51 PM
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders. |
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05-21-2004, 09:52 PM
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ground hog day
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05-21-2004, 09:52 PM
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 For sale : Twin beds  |
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05-21-2004, 09:52 PM
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"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."
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05-21-2004, 09:53 PM
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 one hardly used.  |
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05-21-2004, 09:53 PM
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tin cup
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05-21-2004, 09:54 PM
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How do you tell an old man? |
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05-21-2004, 09:54 PM
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"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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05-21-2004, 09:55 PM
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An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died |
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05-21-2004, 09:55 PM
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mad max
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05-21-2004, 09:55 PM
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"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."
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05-21-2004, 09:55 PM
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so she took them to the taxodermist |
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