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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:05 PM

A. "Are you sure it's mine?"

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:05 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever beaten up Han Solo for lookin' at your sister.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:05 PM

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:06 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you constantly mistake R2 units for beer kegs.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:06 PM

A. Because they have blond boyfriends

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:06 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you count B.O. as a Jedi power.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:06 PM

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:07 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used a lightsaber to skin a deer.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:08 PM

Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:08 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:09 PM

Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:09 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:09 PM

A. A blow job with handlebars

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:10 PM

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:10 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . there is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:10 PM

A. A golden retriever.

David! · 05-21-2004, 01:11 PM

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:11 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:11 PM

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:11 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . a peaceful meditation session is one without gas.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:12 PM

A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:12 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE FORCE.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:12 PM

Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:13 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:13 PM

A. It has a stamp on it.

WWC-Hagan · 05-21-2004, 01:13 PM

what if i don't have a paypal account?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:13 PM

Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:14 PM

A. A wine and cheese party!

amaze · 05-21-2004, 01:14 PM

HI Jolly Rancher you lost you Sig

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:14 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:14 PM

Q. How do you drown a blonde?

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 01:15 PM

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:15 PM

A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:15 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . the worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:16 PM

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:16 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . wookies are offended by your B.O.

beemk · 05-21-2004, 01:16 PM

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:16 PM

A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:17 PM

Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:17 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:17 PM

A. Oh no

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 01:18 PM

A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd like a pint of beer."

The bartender serves the drink and says, "That'll be four dollars."

The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender.

"Sorry, sir," the bartender says, "but I can't accept that."

The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the man asks.

Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar."

SlickRick · 05-21-2004, 01:18 PM

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used the force in conjunction with bowling or a spitting contest.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:18 PM

I'm going to fall again!

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 01:19 PM

You know you're a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray!

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:19 PM

Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:19 PM

A. There is white out on the screen.

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 01:19 PM

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonalds on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 01:20 PM

Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 01:20 PM

Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are seated next to one another on a plane.
"Where you flyin' to?" says the southern woman. The northern woman turns up her nose.

"Don't you know you should NEVER end a sentence with a preposition?" The southern woman thinks about this for a second.

"Where you flyin' to, bitch?"

05-21-2004, 01:11 PM	#4517
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05-21-2004, 01:15 PM	#4532
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents." __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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05-21-2004, 01:18 PM	#4542
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd like a pint of beer." The bartender serves the drink and says, "That'll be four dollars." The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender. "Sorry, sir," the bartender says, "but I can't accept that." The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the man asks. Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar." __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 01:05 PM	#4501
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. "Are you sure it's mine?"

05-21-2004, 01:05 PM	#4502
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . . . . . you have ever beaten up Han Solo for lookin' at your sister.

05-21-2004, 01:05 PM	#4503
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

05-21-2004, 01:06 PM	#4504
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . . . . . you constantly mistake R2 units for beer kegs.

05-21-2004, 01:06 PM	#4505
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Because they have blond boyfriends

05-21-2004, 01:06 PM	#4506
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . . . . . you count B.O. as a Jedi power.

05-21-2004, 01:06 PM	#4507
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

05-21-2004, 01:07 PM	#4508
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . . . . . you have ever used a lightsaber to skin a deer.

05-21-2004, 01:08 PM	#4509
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

05-21-2004, 01:08 PM	#4510
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . . . . . you have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

05-21-2004, 01:09 PM	#4511
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?

05-21-2004, 01:09 PM	#4512
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . . . . . at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

05-21-2004, 01:09 PM	#4513
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. A blow job with handlebars

05-21-2004, 01:10 PM	#4514
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?

05-21-2004, 01:10 PM	#4515
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . . . . . there is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

05-21-2004, 01:10 PM	#4516
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. A golden retriever.

05-21-2004, 01:11 PM	#4518
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . . . . . you have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.

05-21-2004, 01:11 PM	#4519
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?

05-21-2004, 01:11 PM	#4520
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . . . . . a peaceful meditation session is one without gas.

05-21-2004, 01:12 PM	#4521
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

05-21-2004, 01:12 PM	#4522
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . . . . . you can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE FORCE.

05-21-2004, 01:12 PM	#4523
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?

05-21-2004, 01:13 PM	#4524
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . . . . . your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"

05-21-2004, 01:13 PM	#4525
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. It has a stamp on it.

05-21-2004, 01:13 PM	#4527
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?

05-21-2004, 01:14 PM	#4528
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. A wine and cheese party!

05-21-2004, 01:14 PM	#4529
amaze Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: next to you Posts: 816	HI Jolly Rancher you lost you Sig

05-21-2004, 01:14 PM	#4530
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . . . . . you have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.

05-21-2004, 01:14 PM	#4531
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How do you drown a blonde?

05-21-2004, 01:15 PM	#4533
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.