Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball. :Graucho

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

GWB

Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from. :warning :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I asked her what she was doing :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermit's Finger :evil-laug :Hollering

she said "Moving." :mad: :ak47: *-

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

:1orglaugh :Graucho

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. :thumbsup :Graucho

Q. Why are women are like tires?
A. There's always a spare. :Graucho :1orglaugh

It's impossible this thread !!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A. A tran-sister. :Graucho ehehe

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

GWB

Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A. A salad shooter :thumbsup :warning

"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."

Q. What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
A. Speed bumps.

:thumbsup :Graucho

"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself."


GWB

Q. What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A. A pubic hair. :Graucho

Well i'll be back later ! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

daaaaaaaaamn LOL

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

"The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case."

GWB

DING! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
Brendan Francis.

:smokin

"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
Denis Leary.

she has to lick other people's fingers! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
Emo Philips.

"It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother."
Charles Pierce.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo is a mamma?

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
RD Laing.

What ya doin'? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

LOL

She said :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
Edgar Wallace.

"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
Emo Philips.

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Buying luggage. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Congrats on the 1000 Jolly Rancher :thumbsup

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign :eek7 :evil-laug *-

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening.

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
Steve Martin.

she went home and got 16 friends :eek7 :evil-laug *-

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield.

:1orglaugh

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside :eek7 :evil-laug *-

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philips.