"I can resist everything except temptation."
Oscar Wilde.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! :mad: :ak47: *-

Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A. See you next period. :1orglaugh :warning :Graucho

"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
Mark Twain.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Graucho

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! :mad: :ak47: *-

Q. Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman?
A. Because you have to hollow the head out. :Graucho

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like?
A. Depends! :warning :Graucho

Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well?
A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush. :1orglaugh :glugglug

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Damn !!!
Talk about posting with a vengeance !!!!!

Q. What's the difference between the San Diego Padres and a Prostitute?
A. Nothing, they both suck! :Graucho :thumbsup

oooooh :glugglug

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
Catherine Zandonella.

Q. What do you call an anorexic prostitute?
A. Lite & Easy :Graucho

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin.

Q. What's female Viagra?
A. Jewellery :1orglaugh :Graucho :glugglug

:1orglaugh

Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
A. Beef strokin' off. :glugglug :thumbsup

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI.

Post till you drop... :1orglaugh

Q. What's the hottest thing in the world?
A. Two rats fucking in a wool sock. :Graucho

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

"They who drink beer will think beer."
Washington Irving.

Q. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.


hehehe :Graucho :1orglaugh

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! :mad: :ak47: *-

Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.

:Graucho :warning :Graucho

1000 :glugglug

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. What's the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.

:thumbsup :Graucho

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
GWB

Congrats! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
A. hahahaha Stubble


:1orglaugh :glugglug

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."

GWB

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a flea?
A. An itchy cock.:evil-laug :tongue:

love the sig

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

GWB

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. Why don't Canadians have group sex?
A. Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards. :1orglaugh :warning :Graucho

"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."

GWB

:helpme

Q. What's the difference between a 'Spice Girls' video and a porn video?
A. The porn video has better music! :GFYBand

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. :mad: :ak47: *-

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-