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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting. |
:Note A. The joystick is wet. :stoned
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . any of your honeymoon plans involve a deer camp.:Graucho |
:repuke Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? :drinkup
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Clut shots an what not
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:Kissmy A. To keep their ankles warm. :zzwhip
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This is where the buck stops
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haha.. haven't heard that one before. :1orglaugh :thumbsup |
:waaaaahh A. An interpreter. :girl
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . all of your favorite shirts came with a two-pack purchase of cigarettes. |
Still can't eat and y'all still cant sleep
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I eat up my ?self? as presidential emcee
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:Buck: Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? :karaoke
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Wu-Tang killa bee
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:stop Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? :feels-hot
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on. lol |
The bee high facility
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:feels-hot Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? :mad:
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:Note A. "Are you sure it's mine?" :Hollering
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In love with the blunt smoke
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:winkwink: Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? :stoned
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Even though its killin me
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:smokin A. Because they have blond boyfriends :warning
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Bad vibes fillin me
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:1orglaugh Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? :Note
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With thoughts of conspiricy
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well... this is a fun way to spend a few hours :(
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:Oh crap Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? :1orglaugh
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have ever tried to use food stamps to mail a watermelon. |
White Water scandals with Bill Clinton Hilary
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:feels-hot A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked. :warning
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Too hot to handle
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you own more than three shirts with the sleeves cut off. |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Well put together to dismantle
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:smokin A. A blow job with handlebars :question
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Fucka, you heard me?
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you refer to your beer gut as 'the old tool shed.' |
Excuse me as I kiss the sky
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i win :thumbsup
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:rasta A. A golden retriever. :2 cents:
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever stolen a Neighborhood Watch sign to put in your yard. |
Catch me when I fall son I'm too young to die
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:disgust Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? :tongue:
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your boots cost more than your wedding ring.:) |
If you don't know, you never know me
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:Hollering A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion. :hi
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever vacationed in a rest area. |
Boost the birdie
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:thefinger Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? :Buck:
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