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:uhoh There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :pimp

:winkwink: :thumbsup

:stoned A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :uhoh

:feels-hot The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' :Buck:

:cool-as-a The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :rasta

:boid The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :Grrrrrr

:GFYBand 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :thumbsup

:karaoke What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :thumbsup

:warning It's ass. :arcadefre

:smokin A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :mad:

:xomunch A stick. :Graucho

:girl If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :sadcrying

:ugone2far I'd cross the hottest desert :eyecrazy

:NopeNope It was so cold :rasta

:eek2 the town flasher ran up and described himself. :eek2

:mad: What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :pimp

:Hollering A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :uhoh

:stop one hardly used. :winkwink:

:karaoke How do you tell an old man? :1orglaugh

:thumbsup It isn't hard. :Buck:

:GFYBand An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :rainfro

:mad: so she took them to the taxodermist :evil-laug

:sleep 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :karaoke

:ticking Why does an elephant have four feet? :stop

:zzwhip Because it would look silly with six inches. :winkwink:

:stop Anatomy is something everybody's got :Oh crap

:pimp but sure looks better on a woman. :Graucho

:rasta What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :D

:Hollering Darling. :mad:

:arcadefre Because they deserve them. :ugone2far

:warning Why did the punk cross the road? :rasta

:Hollering Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :Graucho

:cool-as-a There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :moon

:arcadefre Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' :question

will this ever end

:2 cents: Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :pimp

:Graucho The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' :disgust

that golf joke was GAY

:arcadefre The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :BangBang:

:ak47: The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :helpme

Nigritude Ultramarine

damn :321GFY

:glugglug The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :warning

NO :thumbsup

:smokin 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :disgust

:ak47: What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :eek2

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

:sleep It's ass. :NopeNope

:Grrrrrr A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :feels-hot