:drinkup How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :evil-laug

:pimp Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? :waaaaahh

:Note A It's not real bright :D

:moon There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :evil-laug

:eyecrazy and spreads easy. :angel

:disgust Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :fart

:cool-as-a Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg? :glugglug

:waaaaahh The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' :1orglaugh

:moon A. Between the two of us :thefinger

:D we can make a lot of money. :thumbsup

:glugglug The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :1orglaugh

:rasta The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :mad:

:evil-laug Q. How does a blonde part their hair? :evil-laug

:thumbsup 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :ticking

:GFYBand A. By doing the splits. :hi

:glugglug What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :Buck:

:Graucho A. Nothing :2 cents:

A. Coz they have lots of questions! :1orglaugh

:winkwink: It's ass. :Hollering

:sadcrying they haven't met! :Grrrrrr

:pimp What's brown and sticky? :angel

:D A stick. :thumbsup

:GFYBand Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? :winkwink:

:pimp What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :ak47:

:1orglaugh If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :Note

:BangBang: A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. :smokin

:thumbsup I'd cross the hottest desert :Note

:1orglaugh Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? :arcadefre

:BangBang: It was so cold :smokin

:eek2 A. Humpme Dumpme :stop

:Hollering Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? :stop

:GFYBand A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :NopeNope

Are you both bots??? :Graucho

:eatmouse Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :Buck:

:angel A. More leg-room! :stop

:drinkup For sale : Twin beds :fart

Are you both bots???

:1orglaugh

:glugglug How do you tell an old man? :D

:angel It isn't hard. :cool-as-a

:smokin Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? :disgust

:uhoh An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :arcadefre

:GFYBand so she took them to the taxodermist :ugone2far

:disgust A. They chip their teeth. :rasta

:disgust 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :eek7

:xomunch Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? :zzwhip

:warning Why does an elephant have four feet? :zzwhip

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

:1orglaugh :Graucho

:moon Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? :winkwink:

:karaoke Because it would look silly with six inches. :drinkup