:smokin A. Play ball! :evil-laug

:smokin For sale : Twin beds :helpme

damn I see only bears on this thread :BangBang:

:rasta How do you tell an old man? :sadcrying

:arcadefre A. You always hear about them but never see them. :boid

:ticking An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :question

:stop Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? :spawn

:winkwink: so she took them to the taxodermist :Oh crap

:rasta 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :zzwhip

:GFYBand A. Cause it said concentrate. :disgust

:stop Why does an elephant have four feet? :pimp

:spawn Because it would look silly with six inches. :mad:

:1orglaugh A. They know how many went down on the Titanic. :cool-as-a

:boid Anatomy is something everybody's got :D

:thumbsup Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? :karaoke

:spawn but sure looks better on a woman. :sadcrying

:Graucho A. The joystick is wet. :Buck:

:waaaaahh What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :stop

:arcadefre Why do women get periods? :Graucho

:Buck: Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? :thefinger

:xomunch Because they deserve them. :sleep

:girl A. To keep their ankles warm. :eatmouse

:xomunch Why did the punk cross the road? :eek2

:pimp Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? :ugone2far

:girl Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :Kissmy

:boid A. An interpreter. :rasta

:GFYBand How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :zzwhip

:D Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :zzwhip

:feels-hot There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :warning

:hi Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? :2 cents:

:GFYBand Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' :cool-as-a

:spawn A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. :question

:ak47: Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :sleep

:hi Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? :zzwhip

:BangBang: A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :ak47:

:arcadefre A. She sold her car for it... :fart

:pimp The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' :Oh crap

:question The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :uhoh

:girl The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :ak47:

:Graucho Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? :Buck:

:moon The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :helpme

:hi 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :warning

:winkwink: 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :glugglug

:winkwink: A. "Are you sure it's mine?" :warning

:rasta What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :waaaaahh

:helpme Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? :eyecrazy

:ticking It's ass. :arcadefre

:boid A. Because they have blond boyfriends :D

:eek7 A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :rainfro

:angel Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? :angel