:2 cents: so she took them to the taxodermist :cool-as-a

:disgust A: 45 minutes. :Hollering

:rasta Why does an elephant have four feet? :arcadefre

:sleep Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? :ticking

:boid Because it would look silly with six inches. :Grrrrrr

:helpme A: Sexual harassment. :Graucho

:warning What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :karaoke

:Grrrrrr Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? :warning

:warning Darling. :helpme

:warning Why do women get periods? :karaoke

:evil-laug Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? :Kissmy

:glugglug Because they deserve them. :321GFY

:2 cents: A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. :Hollering

:Buck: Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :eek2

:drinkup How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :D

:GFYBand Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :eek7

:uhoh Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' :question

:D Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :Oh crap

:Oh crap A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :smokin

:drinkup The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' :drinkup

:rainfro The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :repuke

:waaaaahh The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :ugone2far

:thumbsup 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :ugone2far

:pimp What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :GFYBand

:Grrrrrr A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :2 cents:

:rainfro A stick. :moon

:angel What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :glugglug

:thefinger If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :fart

:GFYBand I'd cross the hottest desert :helpme

:pimp It was so cold :hi

:thefinger What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :angel

:question A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :ticking

:drinkup Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :moon

:tongue: one hardly used. :question

:eatmouse How do you tell an old man? :Note

:fart It isn't hard. :zzwhip

:tongue: so she took them to the taxodermist :smokin

:tongue: Why does an elephant have four feet? :eatmouse

:angel Because it would look silly with six inches. :cool-as-a

:feels-hot Anatomy is something everybody's got :zzwhip

:1orglaugh but sure looks better on a woman. :ak47:

:Kissmy What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :drinkup

:NopeNope Darling. :helpme

:uhoh Why do women get periods? :rasta

:eek7 Because they deserve them. :D

:glugglug

:pimp Why did the punk cross the road? :Note

:ticking How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :Kissmy

:angel Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :Kissmy

:thefinger Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' :1orglaugh