:BangBang: What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :question

:evil-laug A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :rasta

:1orglaugh

:zzwhip For sale : Twin beds :GFYBand

:repuke A. Stick a Dog in a freezer for a day :tongue:

:stop Then cut it with a band saw. MEEOOW. :Note

:sleep How do you tell an old man? :Kissmy

:Graucho Q. What did the sea say to the shore? :spawn

:arcadefre It isn't hard. :eek2

:drinkup A. Nothing...it just waved. :321GFY

:sleep Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a guitar? :321GFY

:Kissmy so she took them to the taxodermist :disgust

:sleep 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :spawn

:feels-hot Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a bank? :boid

:GFYBand Why does an elephant have four feet? :ugone2far

:BangBang: Because it would look silly with six inches. :NopeNope

:ak47: A. After withdrawal :Kissmy

:boid Anatomy is something everybody's got :angel

:Note Q. How do you make out if a guy's gay? :cool-as-a

:stop but sure looks better on a woman. :2 cents:

:helpme A. He is always expanding his friend(s) circle... :eek7

:fart What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :helpme

:1orglaugh Darling. :repuke

:Kissmy Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? :winkwink:

:girl Why do women get periods? :Grrrrrr

:helpme A: "*Mgplth*(choke)*gkltmpfff*!!!" :rasta

:hi Because they deserve them. :eek7

:eyecrazy Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :Note

:angel A: So they can run their fingers through their hair. :Kissmy

:thefinger How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :Graucho

:Grrrrrr Q: Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom? :disgust

:Graucho Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :warning

:moon A: They have to pull their own pants down. :fart

:ak47: There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :winkwink:

:pimp Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' :rainfro

:2 cents: Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :rainfro

:stop Q: What's a wife? :NopeNope

:disgust A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :D

:drinkup The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :girl

:321GFY A: An attachment you screw on the bed :Grrrrrr

:stop Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? :eek7

:cool-as-a The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :drinkup

:warning 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :karaoke

:rainfro What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :fart

:fart A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :smokin

:uhoh What's brown and sticky? :xomunch

:thumbsup A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.... :sadcrying

:repuke A: 10-year old crack habit. :drinkup

:rainfro A stick. :winkwink:

:eyecrazy What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :question