:eyecrazy How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :spawn

"It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant."

"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television."

:smokin There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :smokin

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."

100 :)

:eek7 Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :zzwhip

okay enough of this, goodnight.

:sleep A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :question

:eyecrazy The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :Buck:

:thefinger The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :hi

:eatmouse The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :2 cents:

:sadcrying 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :repuke

:mad: What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :stoned

:BangBang: A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :Grrrrrr

:repuke A stick. :eek7

:Graucho What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :fart

:karaoke I'd cross the hottest desert :stoned

:arcadefre You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :angel

WTF smokey? :1orglaugh

:thefinger It was so cold :eatmouse

:helpme What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :spawn

:zzwhip A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :fart

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:eek7 For sale : Twin beds :321GFY

:spawn How do you tell an old man? :Note

:waaaaahh An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :Kissmy

:karaoke so she took them to the taxodermist :smokin

you dont say

non stop action... wow.

:feels-hot Why does an elephant have four feet? :Buck:

:NopeNope Anatomy is something everybody's got :stop

:Note but sure looks better on a woman. :repuke

:Note What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :feels-hot

:helpme

:karaoke A. A navel. :D

This thread will never end naturally. One of these days gfy will just close it and one lucky bastard will get the cash

:sadcrying A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. :warning

:warning Why did the punk cross the road? :1orglaugh

lataz skataz

:repuke Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? :thefinger

:glugglug How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :Oh crap

:hi Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? :question

:D There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :321GFY

:warning Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' :smokin

:NopeNope Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? :Kissmy

:waaaaahh A. "How do you breath through something so small?" :glugglug

:tongue: The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :Hollering

Morning guys:glugglug

:spawn The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :thefinger