:glugglug What's brown and sticky? :Buck:

:karaoke A stick. :Hollering

:moon A. Their both empty from the neck up :rainfro

:spawn What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :stop

:pimp A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked. :Graucho

:ugone2far If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :mad:

:ak47: Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? :1orglaugh

:winkwink: I'd cross the hottest desert :arcadefre

:rainfro You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :thefinger

:mad: It was so cold :question

:eatmouse A. A blow job with handlebars :warning

:stop the town flasher ran up and described himself. :repuke

:stop A. A golden retriever. :eatmouse

:ak47: What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :sadcrying

:waaaaahh Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? :arcadefre

:tongue: Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :sleep

:mad: Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? :uhoh

:eek2 one hardly used. :eek7

:D A. It has a stamp on it. :xomunch

:thumbsup How do you tell an old man? :glugglug

:eatmouse It isn't hard. :rasta

:Note Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections? :sadcrying

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:D An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :evil-laug

:boid Q. How do you drown a blonde? :uhoh

:eyecrazy so she took them to the taxodermist :Graucho

:stoned 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :ticking

:rainfro A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. :BangBang:

:winkwink: Why does an elephant have four feet? :ugone2far

:thefinger Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio? :spawn

:Graucho Because it would look silly with six inches. :Oh crap

:winkwink: but sure looks better on a woman. :thefinger

:xomunch What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :NopeNope

:girl A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too. :sadcrying

:waaaaahh Darling. :question

:D Why do women get periods? :thumbsup

:arcadefre A. Oh no :glugglug

:feels-hot Because they deserve them. :evil-laug

:stoned Why did the punk cross the road? :disgust

:karaoke I'm going to fall again! :glugglug

:NopeNope Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :Oh crap

:GFYBand Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? :D

:GFYBand How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :cool-as-a

:smokin A. There is white out on the screen. :BangBang:

:eyecrazy There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :Note

:stop Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores? :eyecrazy

:warning Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' :eek2

:repuke Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :2 cents:

:Graucho A. Open 24 hours a day. :warning

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