:feels-hot What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :waaaaahh

Q. What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A. George Michael's latest release.

:warning :warning :warning

:rainfro A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. :ak47:

:stoned It's ass. :BangBang:

Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A. A Michael Jackson slumber party. :Graucho

:karaoke Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? :helpme

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:spawn A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :disgust

Q. What is the name of Helen Keller's dog?
A. Nyah, nyu, yuh, yah.

:1orglaugh :warning :winkwink:

:repuke What's brown and sticky? :rainfro

Q. Why did all the faggots vote for Clinton?
A. Because faggots like assholes better than Bush :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


:winkwink:

:warning A. They both swallowed a lot of semen. :sadcrying

:drinkup A stick. :boid

:uhoh Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? :waaaaahh

:warning If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :eatmouse

:eatmouse I'd cross the hottest desert :rasta

:stop A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. :boid

:evil-laug Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? :arcadefre

:fart It was so cold :stop

???

:helpme the town flasher ran up and described himself. :xomunch

:disgust A. Bobbing for chips. :ticking

:eyecrazy What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :sleep

you still here I know a bot :321GFY

:NopeNope Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? :Kissmy

:drinkup A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :winkwink:

i gave in and posted here

:moon Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? :sadcrying

:BangBang: Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :Oh crap

:disgust A. So she can have a doggie bag for later. :321GFY

:glugglug

:disgust For sale : Twin beds :moon

:pimp Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" :boid

:thefinger one hardly used. :karaoke

:2 cents: A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... :disgust

:feels-hot How do you tell an old man? :glugglug

:girl Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? :Oh crap

:2 cents: An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :rasta

:sadcrying A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! :GFYBand

:arcadefre so she took them to the taxodermist :ugone2far

:1orglaugh 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :stop

:repuke Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? :Buck:

what bot are you running :feels-hot

:ticking Why does an elephant have four feet? :eek2

:cool-as-a Because it would look silly with six inches. :repuke

:winkwink: Anatomy is something everybody's got :Buck:

:eek2 Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? :fart

:evil-laug What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :arcadefre

:question Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? :Graucho

:cool-as-a Darling. :Buck: