:repuke Because it would look silly with six inches. :zzwhip

:sleep Q: What's a wife? :sadcrying

:D Anatomy is something everybody's got :helpme

:stop but sure looks better on a woman. :karaoke

:sleep Darling. :D

:smokin A: An attachment you screw on the bed :disgust

:eek7 Why do women get periods? :321GFY

:arcadefre Because they deserve them. :sadcrying

:cool-as-a Why did the punk cross the road? :Buck:

:ugone2far to get the housework done. :angel

:karaoke Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :rasta

:eyecrazy How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :disgust

:question Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? :eatmouse

:glugglug A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.... :ugone2far

:arcadefre There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :BangBang:

:zzwhip Q: What do Michael Jackson and Chris Farley have in common? :winkwink:

:Hollering Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :warning

:disgust A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :eatmouse

:Grrrrrr A: 10-year old crack habit. :glugglug

:tongue: Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? :NopeNope

:repuke The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :rainfro

:thefinger A: So when you pull on their tits they don't shit on you. :repuke

:eek7 The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :eyecrazy

:Buck: 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :hi

:uhoh A: A box full. :GFYBand

:ugone2far 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :evil-laug

:fart Q: Why were shopping carts invented? :Kissmy

:xomunch What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :repuke

:winkwink: Q: What do you call a 300 pound Italian girl? :D

:eek2 A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :sadcrying

:drinkup Q: What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota? :Graucho

:321GFY A stick. :ugone2far

:Graucho A: Anorexic :Note

:smokin What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :fart

:rasta If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :mad:

:waaaaahh I'd cross the hottest desert :Oh crap

:stoned Q: Why did it take so long for Lorena Bobbitt to throw the dick out of the window? :uhoh

:Oh crap You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :spawn

:moon A: She didn't have the balls. :warning

:feels-hot It was so cold :Oh crap

:BangBang: the town flasher ran up and described himself. :arcadefre

:ak47: Q: What's a 79 ? :karaoke

:thumbsup A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :karaoke

:moon Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :waaaaahh

:angel one hardly used. :Buck:

:glugglug A: 69 with a ten cent meal tax. :moon

:arcadefre How do you tell an old man? :sadcrying

:Hollering Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? :girl

:sleep Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? :question

:question It isn't hard. :Kissmy