:waaaaahh The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' :girl

I want to be the last :)

:drinkup Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? :sadcrying

:waaaaahh The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :rasta

:zzwhip A. To feed the toilet duck! :eek2

:hi 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :mad:

:hi Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses? :question

:stoned 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :warning

:eek7 Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? :Kissmy

:D It's ass. :xomunch

:rainfro What's brown and sticky? :GFYBand

:fart A stick. :spawn

:boid A. practice. :Graucho

:eek2 What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :thumbsup

:zzwhip I'd cross the hottest desert :1orglaugh

:question Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? :mad:

well call he when you at page 175:mad:

:hi You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :question

Can I have a hello? :)

:repuke Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? :drinkup

:eyecrazy It was so cold :eatmouse

:girl A. It takes too long to retrain them. :winkwink:

:fart What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :ugone2far

:stop A. The blonde has the higher sperm count. :eyecrazy

:Oh crap A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :thefinger

:uhoh A. They spread for the bread. :NopeNope

:2 cents: Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :warning

:sadcrying For sale : Twin beds :D

:spawn Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? :winkwink:

:thumbsup How do you tell an old man? :eek7

:xomunch A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis :disgust

:stop It isn't hard. :girl

:waaaaahh An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :moon

:Buck: it's not time. :mad:

:2 cents: so she took them to the taxodermist :rainfro

:thefinger 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :thefinger

:eek2 Why does an elephant have four feet? :sleep

:disgust Q: Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet? :BangBang:

:waaaaahh Anatomy is something everybody's got :karaoke

:rasta but sure looks better on a woman. :ticking

:Buck: A: He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips... :ugone2far

:rainfro What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :spawn

:angel Darling. :drinkup

:cool-as-a Q: How do you ruin St. Paddy's day for an Irishman? :fart

:NopeNope Why do women get periods? :karaoke

:warning Why did the punk cross the road? :disgust

:tongue: A: Make him the designated driver. :angel

:eek7 Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :Hollering

just hi
:warning

:eatmouse Q: What's green and bounces off the walls? :ugone2far