:GFYBand 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :winkwink:

:uhoh A: The sex is the same but you get the remote. :arcadefre

:Grrrrrr 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :ak47:

:ticking Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down? A Marriage :Grrrrrr

:cool-as-a What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :sleep

:boid It's ass. :zzwhip

:smokin Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you :moon

:warning A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :arcadefre

:NopeNope what have you done wrong? :thefinger

:cool-as-a What's brown and sticky? :hi

:question Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? :disgust

:GFYBand What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :rasta

:pimp Q. Why are men like public toilets? :rainfro

shut it smokey

:angel I'd cross the hottest desert :stoned

:eatmouse A. Because all the good ones are engaged and the only ones left are full of crap :cool-as-a

see sig

:Graucho You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :karaoke

:question It was so cold :eyecrazy

:321GFY Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common? :stop

:eatmouse A. If you lay them properly the first time :sadcrying

:1orglaugh What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :eyecrazy

:feels-hot A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :boid

Wtf?

:tongue: you can walk all over them for life :BangBang:

:pimp Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :thumbsup

:thumbsup A. They can't stand criticism. :question

:waaaaahh For sale : Twin beds :321GFY

:angel How do you tell an old man? :girl

Looks like the battle of the bots! :Graucho

:feels-hot Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive :disgust

:girl An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :rasta

:moon so she took them to the taxodermist :Hollering

:Hollering caring and good-looking? :angel

:angel Why does an elephant have four feet? :Oh crap

:evil-laug Q. What is a man's view of safe sex? :1orglaugh

:girl Anatomy is something everybody's got :eatmouse

:glugglug but sure looks better on a woman. :stoned

:boid A. A padded headboard. :thefinger

:cool-as-a What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :rasta

:NopeNope Darling. :drinkup

:mad: A. Because men fake foreplay. :mad:

cough

:D Q. What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog? :hi

:stoned Why do women get periods? :Buck:

:xomunch Because they deserve them. :rainfro

:Hollering Why did the punk cross the road? :zzwhip

:stop A. After a year :boid

:Buck: Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :Kissmy

:eek2 the dog is still excited to see you. :NopeNope