:thefinger Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :fart

:ticking The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' :zzwhip

:Graucho The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :eek7

:Kissmy The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :sleep

:ak47: The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :Note

:feels-hot 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :spawn

:sleep What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :feels-hot

:BangBang: A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :eek2

:stop What's brown and sticky? :winkwink:

:ugone2far A stick. :angel

:xomunch If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :D

:NopeNope You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :winkwink:

:pimp the town flasher ran up and described himself. :feels-hot

:Note What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :arcadefre

:Kissmy A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :D

:feels-hot For sale : Twin beds :thefinger

:sleep one hardly used. :pimp

:rasta How do you tell an old man? :rasta

:Graucho It isn't hard. :stoned

:rasta An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :eyecrazy

:warning so she took them to the taxodermist :ugone2far

:waaaaahh 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :tongue:

:mad: Anatomy is something everybody's got :Oh crap

:stop but sure looks better on a woman. :fart

:disgust What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :GFYBand

:angel Darling. :winkwink:

:glugglug

:tongue: Why do women get periods? :ak47:

:girl Why did the punk cross the road? :ugone2far

:sadcrying Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :tongue:

:eek2 How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :winkwink:

:eek7 There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :winkwink:

:boid Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' :fart

:ticking Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :Oh crap

:eek2 A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :Hollering

:ugone2far The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :xomunch

:eek7 The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :spawn

:repuke The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :smokin

:xomunch 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :repuke

:sadcrying 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :ticking

:question It's ass. :waaaaahh

:tongue: A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :Hollering

:cool-as-a What's brown and sticky? :Graucho

This is still going...

:stop What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :spawn

:GFYBand If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :GFYBand

:Graucho I'd cross the hottest desert :uhoh

Are you a bot Smokey The ßear?

:stop the town flasher ran up and described himself. :glugglug

:Grrrrrr What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :BangBang: