"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"

nothing but a small thing, in this universe

"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example."

where did smokey go?

:pimp the town flasher ran up and described himself. :Hollering

:disgust What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :Kissmy

"Hell is other people."

:angel A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :waaaaahh

oh there he is

"I am become death, shatterer of worlds."

whew, getting tired

:eatmouse For sale : Twin beds :2 cents:

"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."

galleries galleries galleries

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."

10 a day for 2 years, damn

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."

:eatmouse It isn't hard. :karaoke

"The gods too are fond of a joke."

:helpme An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :karaoke

Im gettin tired

damn smokey...

:Oh crap so she took them to the taxodermist :Note

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes."

smokey is tearing it up in here

:drinkup 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :moon

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."

I wish I lived closer to mountains

"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man."

130, woo hoo

:evil-laug Because it would look silly with six inches. :GFYBand

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

This is growing tiresome.. I must quit soon and get back to work

:ugone2far but sure looks better on a woman. :arcadefre

Ive only been here for an hour or two and have read that reply a dozen times already

of course it's already past midnight, hmm

"The cynics are right nine times out of ten."

Its cold in here, brb

:moon What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :Buck:

"There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem."

:321GFY love that guy

:GFYBand Why do women get periods? :disgust

"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."

:Graucho

"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance."

:Hollering Why did the punk cross the road? :mad:

Whats with all the insighful quotes? Some are just bizarre

:drinkup Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :tongue:

"Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things."