guess its me ;)

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

:helpme Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? :uhoh

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

:BangBang: Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores? :zzwhip

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

:1orglaugh Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? :ak47:

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

:Note A. To feed the toilet duck! :repuke

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

:waaaaahh Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses? :fart

:D A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face. :zzwhip

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

:eatmouse Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? :Kissmy

:eyecrazy A. practice. :Kissmy

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

:karaoke A. To cover the valve stem. :sleep

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

:Note Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? :angel

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

:uhoh Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? :Kissmy

What's another word for thesaurus?

:disgust A. The blonde has the higher sperm count. :2 cents:

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

:rasta A. They spread for the bread. :Graucho

How did a fool and his money get together?

:warning Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? :Grrrrrr

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?

:eek7 it's not time. :disgust

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

:Graucho Q: Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet? :thefinger

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

:NopeNope A: He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips... :Grrrrrr