Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid Man."

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the school bus.

A: They think their picture is being taken. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q: Why did the blonde return her new scarf? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call her "Taxi!"

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Q: Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show.

A: She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Q: Why did the blonde lose her job as an elevator operator? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.

A: She couldn't learn the route. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

A: She needed them for the darkroom she was building. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a float.

A: Bigfoot's been sighted. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.

Q: What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.

A: You get to park in the Handicapped Zone. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof.

A: A wind tunnel. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when yo father fell in love with her he got lost.

A: A dope ring. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Yo mama's so fat, Yo father didn't know whether to fuck her or take the burro ride down.

Q: What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brown? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Yo mama's so fat, you can pinch an inch on her forehead.

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Yo mama's so fat, you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down all at the same time.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up under the cow? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Yo mama's so fat, you could go swimming in her bra.

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?

This thread will never ends ! :1orglaugh

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

:hi Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? :D

How did a fool and his money get together?

:question it's not time. :angel

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

:Note Q: Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet? :smokin