the looser it gets! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

And everybody having a ball

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Till them man them start they name calling

Then them girls respond to the call

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

I hear a woman shout out?

A. An airbag. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Last year in the dance you had a ball

A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? :mad: :ak47: *-

A. They both swallowed a lot of semen. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. :mad: :ak47: *-

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

A. Bobbing for chips. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? :1orglaugh

A. Brain tumor. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

A: That's not funny!
:1orglaugh

Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Did you hear about the guy who drove his Ford Chevy truck into the lake?

It sank... like a rock! :1orglaugh :warning :glugglug

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? :warning

A: Question marks. :1orglaugh :Graucho

A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... :eek7 :evil-laug *-

What animal should you never play cards with? :warning

A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

A cheetah! :warning :1orglaugh

Why should volleyballers work at the cemetery? :warning :Graucho

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

They're good at digging! :thumbsup :Graucho :warning

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

A. FULL :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Your cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back! :1orglaugh :thumbsup :warning

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn?t hear her correctly and says, ?Come again?? The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, ?Oh, no it?s just mustard this time.? :1orglaugh :thumbsup :Graucho

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms. ?Yes we do,? he says. ?Would you like to buy some?? ?No,? she replies. ?But do you mind if I wait around until someone does??