You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series.:)

:feels-hot Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? :Oh crap

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions.:)

:ak47: A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! :pimp

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your favorite beer company cannot afford to advertise.

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

:Graucho Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? :Hollering

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you time your belches to achieve a personal best.

:ugone2far A. You always hear about them but never see them. :Oh crap

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your new job promotion means that the company foots the bill to have your name sewn on your shirts.:)

Damn page 100:321GFY

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . the fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne. lol:)

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:helpme A. Cause it said concentrate. :Buck:

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your favorite restaurant has the word 'eats' anywhere in the name.:Graucho

:waaaaahh Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? :smokin

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . there's graffiti on the bathroom wall in your own house.:helpme

:angel A. They know how many went down on the Titanic. :321GFY

still winning...

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have grease under your toenails.:eek2

:sadcrying Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? :winkwink:

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your idea of a romantic evening is sharing the same spit cup with your girlfriend at a tractor pull. HAHA

:waaaaahh A. To keep their ankles warm. :sleep

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . the most common phrase you hear at your family reunion is 'What the hell are you lookin' at Diphead?

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your best coon hound gets a birthday present and your wife doesn't. LMAO:thumbsup

:Oh crap Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? :drinkup

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your mother has more chest hair than your father.:throwup

:rainfro A. An interpreter. :tongue:

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.:helpme

:ak47: A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. :Buck:

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think a manicure is some kind of French doctor.:Graucho

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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your mama saves aluminum foil.

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

:sleep A. She sold her car for it... :repuke

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

:Note Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? :stoned

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?