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:smokin Q. Why do men want to marry virgins? :warning
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:thumbsup A. They can't stand criticism. :BangBang:
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:BangBang: Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive :Note
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:eek7 caring and good-looking? :sleep
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you wear knee-high stockings with a skirt. |
:girl A: Because those men already have boyfriends. :eatmouse
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you follow the tractor pull circuit. |
:stop Q. What is a man's view of safe sex? :eek7
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:xomunch A. A padded headboard. :NopeNope
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have more electronic equipment in your truck than in your house. |
:boid Q. Do you know why women fake orgasm? :BangBang:
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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:1orglaugh
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can sb stop this thread?
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:moon A. Because men fake foreplay. :moon
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your primary income involves pigs or manure. |
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:Hollering Q. What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog? :ugone2far
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Nice, I'll join. Let me find some lyrics.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your best sofa came out of a Chevrolet |
:cool-as-a A. After a year :uhoh
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Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your favorite T-shirt is declared offensive in at least 13 states. |
:hi the dog is still excited to see you. :winkwink:
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If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
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:ak47: Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? :1orglaugh
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Rock a bye baby from the rooftop
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you were expelled from summer school. |
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
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:2 cents: A It's not real bright :moon
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When the guns blow, your cradle gets rocked
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever been asked for your autograph at a rattlesnake roundup.:helpme |
If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
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:girl but its cheap :eek2
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When the earth quakes and the sky starts to fall
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip-flops. |
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
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New guy here... Can I play too?
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:stoned and spreads easy. :Graucho
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your baby's crib mobile is made out of beer cans. |
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