:ugone2far A. They know how many went down on the Titanic. :evil-laug

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing / bowling. :hi

that was pretty bad

:rasta Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? :zzwhip

:stop A. The joystick is wet. :thumbsup

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot." :Oh crap

:eek7 Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? :moon

lool bad

:ticking A. To keep their ankles warm. :angel

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever had your R2 unit use its arc welding torch to get the barbecue grill to light. :eek2

ok done talking to the bots for right now

:stoned Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? :ugone2far

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you jump-start your lightsaber off a car battery. :evil-laug

:rainfro A. An interpreter. :waaaaahh

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you beat the Gammorean Guard in an "ugly" contest. :repuke

:girl A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. :Grrrrrr

:ak47: Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? :Graucho

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your father's name is Garth Vader. :D

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you got your lightsaber by sending in 750 Skoal Lids. :thumbsup

:Oh crap A. She sold her car for it... :thefinger

:Note A. "Are you sure it's mine?" :GFYBand

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever beaten up Han Solo for lookin' at your sister.

:xomunch Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? :smokin

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you constantly mistake R2 units for beer kegs.

:1orglaugh A. Because they have blond boyfriends :cool-as-a

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you count B.O. as a Jedi power. :Graucho

:karaoke Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? :Note

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used a lightsaber to skin a deer.

:angel Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? :disgust

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

:tongue: Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? :Hollering

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

:zzwhip A. A blow job with handlebars :321GFY

:zzwhip Q. What do you call a blond with a brain? :zzwhip

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . there is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

:hi A. A golden retriever. :2 cents:

:question :question :question

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder. :glugglug

:spawn Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? :question

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . a peaceful meditation session is one without gas. :1orglaugh