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Make me wanna choke niggas shittin' on my name
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:zzwhip Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde? :Oh crap
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you bought your best pair of shoes off the impulse rack by the register.:) |
50. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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Tuck your chain I approach nigga Go Against the Grain now
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:question A. Butter is difficult to spread. :angel
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think beef jerky and Moonpies are two of the major food groups.:Graucho |
51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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?Hit the standin' brain? now
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52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
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:repuke Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? :girl
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Die Hard fan call me John John McClain now
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:Buck: A. Pull the pin and throw it back. :BangBang:
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53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you take out a home improvement loan to buy a new camper shell. |
Death to the enemy, Wu brother number one
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54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
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:2 cents: A. Artificial intelligence. :pimp
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The centipede, trouble some
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sweet.. everyone's gone.
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you and six of your neighbors split a cable bill. |
55. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
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:repuke A. A brunette with bad breath. :pimp
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Quote:
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Sun still shine one
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people. |
:stoned Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common? :feels-hot
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.........and I'm spent.
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Time for your crooked mind
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you prefer car keys to Q-tips. LOL:thumbsup |
:Grrrrrr the easier they are to pick up. :arcadefre
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Drunk off of cheap wine
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:evil-laug Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex? :helpme
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:eek7 A. She opens the car door. :cool-as-a
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Son I'm in the street crime
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have a sign on your front door explaining house rules and liability. |
Got juice very fine
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:ticking A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! :rainfro
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Turn me loose on mankind
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . people don't recognize your car without a dead animal on the hood. |
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