:karaoke The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :glugglug

:GFYBand The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :D

:smokin The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :BangBang:

I am probably spamming

:Oh crap 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :stoned

:Kissmy What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :arcadefre

:zzwhip A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :eek2

:hi What's brown and sticky? :question

Guess this thread will die. :1orglaugh

:pimp A stick. :mad:

:eek7 What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :Kissmy

:1orglaugh

:feels-hot I'd cross the hottest desert :thefinger

:warning It was so cold :rainfro

:Graucho the town flasher ran up and described himself. :repuke

:cool-as-a What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :girl

:moon Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :stop

:Kissmy For sale : Twin beds :feels-hot

:ticking one hardly used. :uhoh

:spawn How do you tell an old man? :winkwink:

:disgust It isn't hard. :Buck:

:waaaaahh so she took them to the taxodermist :repuke

:Buck: Why does an elephant have four feet? :ugone2far

:moon Anatomy is something everybody's got :glugglug

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."

:321GFY but sure looks better on a woman. :spawn