You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think potted meat on a saltine is an hors doeuvre. lol:)

:helpme Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? :NopeNope

I like cheese.

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you played the banjo in your high school band.:GFYBand

:feels-hot A. FULL :question

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . the velvet paintings in your house were bought from an art dealer on the side of the highway.:glugglug

:helpme A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. :question

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have no hubcaps on your car because youre using them to feed your hunting dogs.:Graucho

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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you cant visit relatives without getting mud on your tires.:1orglaugh

:repuke A. So she could lip read. :hi

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your mother doesnt put shoes on to go grocery shopping.:)

:repuke Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? :Graucho

:xomunch A. You get to park in the handicap zone. :evil-laug

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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever been blacklisted by a bowling alley.:drinkup

:Note Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? :eek2

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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.:Graucho

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container. lol

:1orglaugh Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? :cool-as-a

:eyecrazy A. Not everyone has been in a 747? :eatmouse

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much. LMAO :thumbsup

:mad: Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde? :321GFY

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever been to a wedding reception at the Waffle House.

:tongue: A. Butter is difficult to spread. :helpme

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your dog has ever brought home something that you cooked for dinner.:1orglaugh

:karaoke A. Pull the pin and throw it back. :GFYBand

:BangBang: Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? :eek7

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you owe a taxidermist more than your monthly income.:helpme

:waaaaahh A. Artificial intelligence. :zzwhip

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever caught bugs just so you could throw them in the bug zapper.:)

:question Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? :Buck:

:cool-as-a Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common? :girl

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window.

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever hollered, Rock the house, Bubba! during a piano recital.:1orglaugh

:2 cents: A. The older they get :eyecrazy

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your kids favorite bedtime story is Curious George and the High Voltage Fence. lol:1orglaugh

:repuke Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex? :rasta

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your watchband is wider than any book you've ever read. funny:Graucho