Overthrow these niggas planet

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. lol

29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.

:Kissmy Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? :stoned

Independance Day

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your kids hide the Easter eggs under cow patties.:helpme

30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.

:waaaaahh A. Bobbing for chips. :rasta

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs.:Graucho

Felons, get split melons

31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

:1orglaugh Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? :pimp

Homicide buck niggas get the buck with pelets

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . three-fourths of all the clothes you own have logos on them.:thumbsup

32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

:eyecrazy Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? :GFYBand

Johnny 5 take it worldwide

33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is how to lose them. LMAO :)

:rasta A. So she can have a doggie bag for later. :sleep

34. It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now.

As long as I pledge aligence to the Dark Side

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your gene pool doesn't have a 'deep end.':1orglaugh

:karaoke Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" :arcadefre

I'll never die

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you can't marry your sweetheart because there is a law against it.:winkwink:

35. I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever laid rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.:feels-hot

Who ya know with a flow like this?

:Note Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? :eek7

37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.:)

38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Bring em in

:NopeNope Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? :question

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.:Buck:

40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

:GFYBand A. "Way to go team!" :question

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever towed another car using panty hose and duct tape.:evil-laug

What clan you know blow like this?