:stoned Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? :Note

Detionate the land mine

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline. lol

:angel A. Play ball! :stop

Funk gets me goin' now

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you participate in a 'Who can spit tobacco the farthest?' contest.:)

:eatmouse Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? :stoned

Never sell, never sold

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball cap. LOL:Graucho

:drinkup A. You always hear about them but never see them. :hi

Live by the code now

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you do like to look at the pictures.:helpme

Never tell, never told

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever had to appear in court because of your dogs. lol:)

:fart A. Cause it said concentrate. :eatmouse

:eek7 Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? :eek2

Darts I throw

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . the front license plate of your car has the words 'Foxy Lady' written in airbrush.

:spawn Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? :Hollering

Like Clyde with the finger roll

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.

:Note A. The joystick is wet. :stoned

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . any of your honeymoon plans involve a deer camp.:Graucho

:repuke Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? :drinkup

Clut shots an what not

:Kissmy A. To keep their ankles warm. :zzwhip

This is where the buck stops

haha.. haven't heard that one before. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

:waaaaahh A. An interpreter. :girl

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . all of your favorite shirts came with a two-pack purchase of cigarettes.

Still can't eat and y'all still cant sleep

I eat up my ?self? as presidential emcee

:Buck: Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? :karaoke

Wu-Tang killa bee

:stop Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? :feels-hot

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on. lol

The bee high facility

:feels-hot Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? :mad:

:Note A. "Are you sure it's mine?" :Hollering

In love with the blunt smoke